December 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
When your friend is upset...
tumblr-funniest:
And you make stupid faces like:
And they’re all like:
Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
I tried to see if I had super powers.
tumblr-funniest:
All the time.
Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
Smile all the time!
tumblr-funniest:
Dancing:
Eating:
Drinking:
Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
…Just don’t smile excessively! HAHAHA
February 2011
1 post
TODAY AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR...
I plan to be better and stronger. :-)
To the woman who stole my wallet, I will let God judge you for what you have done, even though I didn’t do the best thing, I know I have done the right thing;
To the people who helped and informed me about my wallet/planner being stolen, thank you. Although I do not remember your faces and will never get to know your names, I will remember how you got...
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
3 posts
“OLD HABITS DIE HARD.”
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
THE FIRST
DAY OF CLASS= TOMORROW.
HELLO COLLEGE, CIAO HIGH SCHOOL. :( :)
5 tags
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
4 posts
“The last straw is the final problem that makes someone lose their temper or the...”
– http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/last+straw.html
“I gave up on the friendship that made me feel depressed rather than making me...”
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
February 2010
3 posts
Compliment.
If you hate being praised that much, then don’t ask for other people’s opinion.
January 2010
15 posts
HE SAID.
…He liked me, but he didn’t mean it the way I wanted him to mean it.
-SAID BY. :))
BRING IN THE NEW →
“read between the lines: your freedom could be at risk.”
Please pass on. Fucking Cab drivers.
simplybroken:
litphile:
thebluegentleman:
followandreblog:
monoph0nic: jzero: wewenttodisneyland: pineappleupsidedown: lilmissabie:
lexiecerezo:loovebipolar:suplada:supergirl:
January 13, 2009 Superklasse Wednesday After four months of not going to a club (LITERALLY), I finally did to show some support for one of my best friends, Mel and to see friends who I haven’t seen for the longest...
LUPANG HINARANG. →
December 2009
11 posts
asianpopcrazed:
WOHOOO. Seunghyun. :> :D
“A jolly crawler that breaks into your house and leaves a gift.
….Santa...”
– (From Squidward)
a sickening sanctimonious smile.
